January 2009
97 posts
28 Days of Sobriety
missustee:
Monday, I’m starting a personal experiment.
No alcohol, Vicodin, or Weed (or any other illicit substance) for four weeks.
I’ve spent the first four weeks of the term destroying myself. I drink more than ever, my taste for V has developed into a habit, and I’ve spent $400 on the chief since the beginning of January.
I feel like I’m making myself stupid. I never go anywhere or...
Its over
malty:
Excel and I broke up today. It was an ugly situation.
You had to have done something to piss Excel off. I know Excel and that wouldn’t just happen. Call him up, I’m sure there’s a function to fix this.
tuneage:
The Antlers - “Two”
Brooklyn-based...
duplo:
awesome-everyday
I thought the eliptical was like cross-country skiing?
No! The NordicTrack is like cross country skiing! The elliptical machine is something else entirely.
I wonder how many Tumblrs have parents with a lanquishing NordicTrack in the basement.
elliptical machine is for the Ministry of Silly Walks
portlandmusic:
Drunken Boat - Memorial Days
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TREEBOW!!!!!!!!! →
Watch the video and realize what a great time it is to be alive.
Things I Hate (Part 8)
outtheother:
That fact that we haven’t invented teleportation yet.
DUDE. It’s 2009.
(Also, it’s cold out and I don’t want to walk to my car.)
well, we’ll never invent it with that mindset
Barack Obama picks a fight with Rush Limbaugh as... →
hilker:
muppetpants:
streetsofchicago:
The title isn’t really indicative of the article. Towards the second half, you’ll begin to see that there are a lot of messed up things that are going on as a result of some executive orders signed by the President, specifically dealing with the stimulus package and closing of Guantanamo Bay. I’m all for closing that place, but there was absolutely no...
How am I still at Work?
Fridays are teh Best
6stringguru:
syzlak:
BridgePort IPA at the desk, 1 hour to go.
This is going to make the trip to the gym interesting…
I love you. Bridgeport IPA = my favorite IPA so far on tap.
I love me too, but that might be the beer talkin’
Fridays are teh Best
BridgePort IPA at the desk, 1 hour to go.
This is going to make the trip to the gym interesting…
I NEED A DRINK
(via malty)
My thoughts exactly. Only 1 more hour…
Actually, screw that. We can drink at work on Fridays (I work in Heaven) - only 2 more minutes!
I NEED A DRINK
(via malty)
My thoughts exactly. Only 1 more hour…
Thank you.
6stringguru:
missustee:
6stringguru:
missustee:
I’ve been waiting for this all week.
Thank you.
This makes me: 1. Angry 2. Sad
But why? The problem with the Mexico City policy was that it didn’t just involve abortion. It banned federal funding for any international family planning service that provided abortion information or service. Family planning service goes far beyond...
Syzlak:
missustee:
Your tumblr ID has made me think I suffer from dyslexia, because, unto this point, I have referred to you in my own mind as “Slyzak”.
So, unless your name is Zak and you identify yourself as “sly”, I guess I should fix that.
No, but that’s funny as my handle comes from mistyping the last name of famed Springfield bartender Moe Szyslak. The problem you suffer from is not...
Netflixery
missustee:
Last night, I added the following TV on DVD to my Queue:
Ren and Stimpy
Clarissa Explains it All
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Carebears
My Little Pony
The Super Mario Bros Super Show!
The Legend of Zelda (CARTOON - no joke!)
Ducktales
The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Star Wars Animated Adventures: Ewoks
Tiny Toon Adventures
Chip N Dale:...
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97bottles →
malty:
whoever sent me an invite.
:)
Thanks!!
you’re welcome. follow JPatrice
your beer reviews each week needed to add to the community
Movies that are not meant to be watched with your...
switchbladesusie:
sade:
From personal experience, trust me…awkwardness will ensue.
- Closer
- Chocolat
- American Pie
- Monster’s Ball
- Boogie Nights
- Brokeback Mountain
I do nay recommend it…some films are best watched alone.
I can top that easily: Requiem for a Dream.
I had no idea what it was about, but I told my parents to rent it because I had heard it was a good movie....
Why does this exist? →
(via amyblair)
I refuse to live in a world where this DOESN’T exist
potato-potata
malty:
you say drinking problem.
I say drinking solution.
duplo:
Are you a single Portland girl looking to meet some nice hippieish dudes? You should probably come to the yoga class Kay and I have been attending on Wednesday nights.
It’s like 70% young guys. Weird, right? Every other yoga class I’ve taken has been overwhelmingly female.
you just answered your own question ;)
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Final Note On the Miracle Plane Incident
amyblair:
There was something marvelously in order in the universe yesterday that Bush’s Farewell Address was totally upstaged in the news by a fucking airplane crashing in New York City.
Smell ya later, dude.